Club Bleach

I agree. Poor Jyuu.

Well, that's it. I simply can't think of another Jyuu scenerio.

How do you think he would react if he went into a Barber Shop for a "trim" and they cut off his long hair, say up to his chin?

WHAT A BLASPHEMAS THING TO EVEN SUGGEST!!!! . . . . Just kidding . . . maybe.


Barber : All done. Have a look. ( holds up a mirror for Jyuushiro to see )

Jyuushiro : ACK!! I SAID TRIM IT, NOT HACK IT ALL OFF!!! . . . Oh no, what will my wife say?

Byakubo : ( walks in ) Hi honey. How did your hair appointment go? . . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAHHHH!!!!!!! YOUR HAIR!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL HAIR?!?!

Jyuushiro : Now honey, I can explain . . . .

Byakubo : ( looks at the barber ) YOU!!!! ( unsheathes her Zanpaku-to's )

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I know it was mean but I had to think of something. How do you think others in Soul Society would react?

Let's see . . . . boy, this'll be fun.


Byakuya : Hmm, Captain Ukitake, why have tou cut you hair so short? A form of rebellion to annoy Head Captain Yamamoto?

Shunsui : AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO CASANOVA? GOT TOO CLOSE TO SOMEONE'S BLADE?!?!

Yoruichi : ( is grinning even wider than usual ) Nice hair Ukitake. Are you trying to look like you're in the Academy again?

Toushiro : Hmph, weird old man. Is this some form of rebellion of some kind?

Kenpachi : HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Nice hair Ukitake. You goin' through a midlife crisis or somethin'?

Komamura : Oh . . . you look . . . . . very digified . . . Captain Ukitake. <----- Is too polite to say what he really thinks.

Mayuri : My my my Captain Ukitake, this isn't like you at all. Perhaps you're not feeling well if you did something this drastic to yourself.

Soi Fong : . . . . . . . . . . Whatever.

Renji :

Yumichika : Oh no no no Captain Ukitake. Your hair is supposed to be your crown of glory, and you go and cut it off? ( shakes his head )

Ikkkaku : Hey Captain Ukitake. Take a little more off and we'll be twins.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Ikkaku and Yumichika's responses.

Why thank you. I figured Ikkaku would say that, since he's for bald men.

It was absolutely perfect.

How would Jyuushiro react to this? And I think all babies have done this at least once.


Baby : ( is running around with no diaper ) <----- This isn't meant to be inappropriate in any way.